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  April 4, 2004                                                                                                                                             Issue 7 - Tay (Editor)

Upgrades
~ Reporter ~
waddle099

Congratulations to this
 weeks upgraded members!

4/01/04 - blakalicious (Rufioho)
- Senior Broker -
 For being active and helpful, and also his awesome attitude after being wrongfully frozen!

4/01/04- joeisblazin
 - Senior Broker -
For being active and helpful.

4/01/04- midniteir
 - Stock Advisor -
For being active and helpful.

 

New Members
~ Reporter ~
Tay

Welcome to this weeks
newest members!

3/28/04 - moa711
3/28/04 - jewish_sam
3/29/04 - mrponting
3/30/04 - pelaynumber1

 

Winners
Congratulations to this
 weeks winners!

- Chance Shop's Name Game Contest -
Thanks to Amanda and Falcon for another great contest!
1. Sharla
2. Trikey
3. Arial Dawn
4. Elmochu
Prizes were books to help their pets!

- Food Shop Admin -
3sska

Mysterious Giver
 Returns!
April Fools?
~ Reporter ~
Tay

That wonderful gift giver has returned once again to the boards...but this time he, er, um, she, had something different in mind!

Normally Mysterious Giver gives out a prize of 100k to one deserving member who has been both active and kind. This time, Giver seemed to have a problem choosing! So he, or she, decided that no less than 5 members would receive a 1,000,000 np award...each!

These members were pretty excited, and everyone was busy congratulating them, when the other boot dropped...It was an April Fools trick by Giver. However, as recompense for being good sports about the whole thing, he/she decided that rather than a million each, 100k each would more than make up for it. So congratulations to Mysterious Givers 5 winners of 100k, along with his, er, her, reasons for giving them!

1 - ejahn!
- For her great job as President -
2 - 3sska!
- For her awesome job as Vice President -
3 - w3neo!
- For his gift of the forums -
4 - serena_mia!
- For her battldome tourneys -
 5 - renegade_yoda!
- For his Survivor Game, and help with the battledome tourneys -

 

Surprise!
 Member of the Week!

- ELSAKOO -

The SBGN News team wants to point out one of our wonderful members this week. The beautiful elsakoo was not always as active as you see her now. She was a shy newbie, and rarely made the boards. Nowadays, a smile comes to every members face when she comes on. With her awesome work on the Plushie Tycoon Guide, her ability to keep her chin up when her own game was erased by a Neopets glitch, not to mention her humor and helpful nature, this little chicken has bloomed into quite the rose! Congrads on getting the "Member of the Week" Elsakoo!

 

Support Your SBGers!

This week we have one of our wonderful members in the Beauty Contest! The talented alternitive5 has worked hard, and created a beautiful picture of her Uni named Tatazi. Let's show our support for this creative member who is on her second try, and cast a vote for her in the contest! Simply click the link below, and your vote will be added! Remember that you can only cast one vote per species, so if you have already voted for a Uni you cannot do so again. Thanks for helping. :D

~*~ VOTE HERE ~*~

(A special thank you to Tri (3sska) for requesting this support subject for the paper.)

 

Please...it only takes a second or two. Thanks.

A BIG "thank you" to all of my wonderful reporters, and a humongous-sized hug to w3neo for allowing me the space on the website for the News.


Do we need protection from plotting?

Evil Plots: Contagious?
By: "Undercover Plot Reporter"

It was bad enough when we had to worry about the three evil plotters by themselves...but lately, it seems that evil plots are popping up faster than the weeds in my yard! Could it be that plotting evil has become a contagious disease? Are our wonderful members being snatched from the Halls of the Righteous by a nasty little germ spread by the Triune of Evil? Or is it just a passing fad? You decide...

Our worst example of the Evil Disease was young elmochu, who has decided that rather than an unobtrusive plan, she would just run for President herself! Here is a sample of her short speech that she gave explaining her Presidential Plan. Of course, the speech was delivered to a hired crowd, but it was powerful nonetheless.

"These are some tough times, and we all know hardships. From the daily drudgery of everyday np earning, to the pain of catching restocks, we all need a change. Together, we can build a stronger community, and help ourselves become great! WE WILL STOP SCAMMERS! WE WILL GET RICH!! WE WILL EAT MUFFINS EVERYDAY!!!
 Vote for Elmo, your new leader for change!
:random hired crowd cheers and holds up "go Elmo!" signs:"

Not to be outdone, the Turkey had to get his speech in as well, though it was not quite as, well, clear...

"*Takes his turn on the podium* Gobble! Vote for Trikey..."

The Waddle Revolutionaries were pretty quiet this week, although Waddle did once again mention that he would forget his plans for an Icy Battle Duck. Funny that he still hasn't gotten one though. He must not be thought of as too dangerous. Good for us, bad for him.

Our Evil coconut has also been rather quiet about her plans, though she did send her agent AJ (redsuperblast) on a mission to discover the source used by the SBGN to uncover their Evil Plots. His answer? Easy, "The plotters themselves..." Apparently, our secret is out.

As an interesting twist, redsuperblast proposed an alliance between the three most evil factions. He feels that if they combine forces, and pool their talents, they would have a better chance at a takeover. Hmmmm....we will have to keep our eyes on this one. He may be more dangerous than was first supposed.

- Chance Shop Admins -
amanda_finch
Falconaire12388

Quotes of the Week
~ Reporters ~
 ansky225
Tay

heavensgate16125
03/29/2004
I bite back!

pumpkynpuppy
03/29/2004
I'm coveting.

redsuperblast
03/29/2004
Oops! There goes another one!

w3neo
03/29/2004
Kick me around just like everyone else does.

frost21_00
03/29/2004
This is a drive by posting.

ibwillow's son Gabe...My buddy!
03/29/2004
sdfjkl0sdkl;-[tui9 y89

midniteir
03/29/2004
Waddle, beloved?

pumpkynpuppy
03/29/2004
Fleas always make good Christmas presents.

midniteir
03/29/2004
I give away rocks for Xmas all the time, but usually they are black and do a fine job of heating places in the winter.

elladan1
03/29/2004
We offer you a place to be with insane people who are plotting guild domination.

nstarz
03/29/2004
...If everyone is god...I think I'll just stay human (And blame everyone if something goes wrong.)

elsakoo
03/30/2004
WHY don't we have any chickens in this guild?!

slicery2k
03/30/2004
You are all insane.

pumpkynpuppy
03/31/2004
When you're poor, it's easy to meet goals.

playingthrough
03/31/2004
If at first you don't succeed, Tri, Tri again....

monte202
03/31/2004
Luck be a Wocky tonight!

playingthrough
03/31/2004
Something has Happened!
playingthrough has found a pimple on his bott!

elladan1
04/01/2004
I promised to pelt a lot of people today... but due to laziness, I might have to limit it to Ejahn...

nascarfan699
04/01/2004
chat speak?? wot is dat?

elmochu
04/01/2004
I feel your paint Trikey..

ansky225
04/01/2004
It wasn't me.... I don't even like today...

midniteir
04/01/2004
Don't get too excited!
 EVERYONE is faster than me.

slicery2k
04/01/2004
I am lost. But you know, that is pretty common.

nitast0
04/02/2004
Real men make plushies.

elladan1
04/02/2004
I'm not dead, just a pessimist...

heavensgate16125
04/02/2004
I am all the conversation I need.

nstarz
04/02/2004
I work for the Feds.

monte202
04/02/2004
*practices management technique*
"You're fired!"

 

- Birthday Shop Admins -
gypsy_heart
goldengirl411
(Assistant) - ansky225

 

Congratulations!
~ Reporters ~
redsuperblast, Tay

3sska - She has been trying to get the Pick Your Own avatar since it came out without success...not anymore! On the 29th, Tri was finally able to get it! Way to go, Tri!

frost21_00 - Apparently found a cute little Vernax petpetpet in her petpet's mouth. That's a neat find, Frost!

ravenous_paladin - Who was able to happily announce that after investing only 200k, and waiting patiently for 2 months, he finally reached 1 million in profits on the 29th! Well done Paladin!

cse28- Competed in 3 separate competition games, and walked away with 45,000 nps! Nicely done CSE!

tam9960 - Told a joke to King Skarrl, and walked away with a score of 782 out of 1000, a Golden Stalk, 180 nps, and the "Blumaroo Court Jester" avatar! Nice joke, Tam!

alternitive5 - All those votes paid off for Alt in her first week of the beauty contest! Her faboo picture earned 7th place out of all the Uni pictures, and 80th place out of 2500 pictures. Wow! Great picture Alt! Let's see if we can't beat that score this time around.

abreev8- Has been working on his high scores for games this week, and has defeated a few! The Evil Fuzzles game, Extreme Potato Counter, and Pterattack are three games in which he blasted his high scores to smithereens. Congrads on this personal triumph Abreev!

redshiba - Who wandered Neopia, and on his journey came across an Alien Aisha who gave him a Normal Golden Nerkmid. Nice find Red!

nstarz - Worked hard, and pounded the pavement, until he got the job he wanted! NStarz got the job for $17 per hour as a Part Time City Carrier. Woohoo! Good for you NStarz.

drew_trikey - Brought his test grades up in math from around 70/100 per test to 90/100 per test. BIG difference, and good work! Keep it up Trikey!

midniteir - Took away a nice haul from the Dice-A-Roo jackpot on the 3rd. She walked away with a cool 28,000 nps. Way to roll those dice Midnite!

ibwillow - Spun the Wheel of Exitement, and walked away with a very rare, and new to the market item. A Jazzmosis Speaker! We wish her luck in her sale of it, and hope she gets the 200 - 400k it appears to be going for. Well spun Willow!

Freelancers
~ Reporters ~
redsuperblast, Tay

GABE OFFLINE!
By: Tay

It has been a long haul for little Gabe, ibwillow's young baby. He has been on oxygen during the day and at night since he was born. Just this week, the doctors have informed the family that he can now come off the oxygen during the day, and be reduced to almost none at all at night! They are hoping to do a sleep study on him to determine if he can be taken off it altogether! We want to spread the good news to all, and let this young family know that we are thrilled to hear such wonderful news! So, ibwillow and souehe, please give a BIG hug to Gabe from the SBGN team for this terrific milestone, and don't forget his beautiful sister as well!

CHICKEN COUP?!
By: Tay

The guild has many interesting creatures haunting its halls, and now we have added yet another! Taking her rightful place as the Guild Chicken, elsakoo, has accepted the thankless task of donning the feathers and growing a bright orange beak. A lively quote from the fearless fowl may explain a little better, "One day us chickens will strike back! and take back what is rightfully ours!!" You may now find her pecking her way through the boards, and fighting for equal rights for chickens. Oh, and you may not want to mention Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC), it seems to send her into some kind of fit. We wish her luck in her new form, and hope no one gets hungry for a nice, warm, chicken dinner. Mmmmm...chicken.

GUILD MASCOT ON TOP!
By: Tay

Our guild mascot Stock_Slayer, is the IBA Division 4 champion! The IBA (Intergalactic Battle Archive) is a fan site which provides battledome info and runs the occasional tourney. It is a grueling battledome experience for those who participate, but well worth it for true battlers around Neopia. It is a great honor, and says quite a bit about Serena's training program, and the guild's members who have assisted with that training. A gracious quote from Serena_Mia included these words, "We couldn't have done it without your help and generous support. The members have given so much for his training, and everything else he needed, to do well in the tournament. Slayer is proud to bring home the title, a trophy, and 300 shiny dubloon coins to the wonderful members of SBG." Stock_Slayer then went on to win the 2nd division title as well, for another 300 dubloons! We are honored to have such a great battle mistress and tough mascot! Congratulations to the guild, and especially to Serena_Mia for working so hard to bring glory and honor to us all. Well done Serena!

APRIL FOOLS FUN!
By: Tay

The guild has had many memorable moments on April Fools Day, and this one was no exception. A mysterious person, with guild admin powers, decided to play with the rank names for several of our members. It began when someone noticed that Ejahn's rank had gone from President to "Queen of Mean"! Not knowing who might be responsible, the guessing game began! When it was over, Ejahn's rank had undergone many clue-like changes including, "Not Even Close" and "Getting Warmer". Ejahn wasn't the only victim of this silly practical joke! The exotic 3sska also got a new rank as well! "Die Ente" became 3sska's rank, and had to be changed by Ejahn. When all the guessing was done, and they had exhausted all possibilities, Falcon turned out to be the culprit! Tsk, tsk...naughty bird!

THE PTY PARTY!
By: Tay

Plushie Tycoon (PTY) has been all the rage these last few weeks, and it shows no signs of slowing down! With the promise of 100k, an avatar, AND a trophy, many members have joined the busy business of creating fake plushies for glory. Thanks to the wonderful guide created by Elsakoo on the Neodaq Forum, we have many congratulations to give out for a multitude of guild members. Here is a list of those who completed, and excelled, at this tricky trade game:

PTY High Score Table for our members, courtesy of Ejahn.
(Members who earned 100k, avatar, and trophy)
4 - ejahn 66,404
60 - ibwillow 6,204
81 - kirby9587 4,671
88 - simplysinful 3,916
93 - amanda_finch 3,553
97 - cyleigh 3,222
99 - rabe99199 3,134
115 - nstarz 2,321
119 - obisan69 2,151
126 - yjenny 1,899
129 - monte202 1,873
131 - elsakoo 1,836
143 - master_1991_1991 1,534
165 - bean_jean 1,208 (zoro_kat)
166 - myckem07 1,198
200 - waddle099 528

Other members who also gained from the game:
infinityg35_2003 (25k, avatar, trophy)
miramis82 (25k, avatar, trophy)

 

Congrads to all!

This is Tay (illianatgd) for the SBGN News Team saying have a great day and Happy Neopetting

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  April 10, 2004                                                                                                                                             Issue 8 - Tay (Editor)

Upgrades
~ Reporter ~
waddle099

Congratulations to this
weeks upgraded members!

4/08/04 - insidnil
- Senior Broker -
For being active and helpful.

4/08/04- flendarp
- Senior Broker -
For being active and helpful.

4/08/04 - patriciafog2
- Senior Broker -
 For being active and helpful, and for her new promotion to Front Page Stock Advice.

4/09/04- marching_glens
 - Guild Partner -
For being active, helpful, and in honor of his new promotion to Chance Shop Admin.

4/09/04- ibwillow
 - Guild Partner -
For being active, helpful, and in honor of her new promotion to Chance Shop Admin.

New Members
~ Reporter ~
Tay

Welcome to this weeks
newest members!

4/04/04 - sessendris
4/04/04 - stacey487
4/04/04 - Victoriaella
4/06/04 - hoppecat
4/07/04 - irishfire81
4/09/04 - attemptfailure
4/10/04 - jefstu

Winners
Congratulations to this
 weeks winners!

- elladan1's Mystery Pic Game -
15k or 3 codestones
1 - abreev8

- abreev8's Mystery Pic Game -
Full Set of Faeries
1 - sessendri

- Chance Shop's Raffle -
1 - 20,000np - Ejahn
2 - 10,000np - Lachande
3 - 5,000np - Dungeonmaster266

Click here for the Food Shop

- Food Shop Admin -
3sska

New Positions,
Old Friends!
~ Reporter ~
Tay

We have many changes in the SBG to tell you about, and we are really excited for these wonderful members! Be sure to wish them a hearty congratulations, and keep the aspirin handy...as they will probably be needing it. ;)

First on the list is the lovely patriciafog2. For a full list of Patricia's wonderful accomplishments that made her so perfect for this position, you can see the neodaq thread with the info HERE. She will now join lpcdobber, nyyankeesfan, and playingthrough as one of the premier advice personnel for the guild. We are proud to welcome her, and honored to have her with us. Congrads Patricia! Good luck with your new position!

Experienced Chance Shop Admin amanda_finch has decided to retire her position and relax for a change. She has more than earned the rest, and shall still be around to scare certain evil coconuts, in case you were concerned. She has turned over the keys of the Chance Shop to two wonderful members. The ever funny marching_glens and the beautiful ibwillow have agreed to accept the keys to the shop, and shall be under the wings of the Falcon for a short time. We know they will do a wonderful job in the shop, and we wish them the best of luck!

And yes, it has finally happened. The evil coconut has furthered her plans by accepting a job assisting as Birthday Shop Admin under the watchful eyes of gypsy_heart and goldengirl411. They have been informed of her dubious past, but are willing to try to redeem our evil little pumpkynpuppy. All kidding aside, we know pumpkynpuppy will do a wonderful job and will get the hang of it in no time. Congratulations PKP!

These four awesome members have worked hard, and earned their positions through their continued activity, obvious talents, and willingness to do their best for the guild. We are proud to add them to the SBG team, and hope they enjoy their new jobs as much as we have enjoyed their very presence. Good luck to you all!

We would also like to take this time to wish Amanda the best! She has worked so hard for so long in the Chance Shop, and we would like to thank her for the fabulous job she did while she was there. Her contests, and brilliant mind, have kept us in the nps and on an even keel. Thank you, Amanda, for being such a hard working asset to the guild! We wish you luck, and are glad you are staying around to keep us company!

 

Support Your SBGers!

This week we have one of our wonderful members in the Beauty Contest! The talented w3neo has worked hard, and created a beautiful picture of his Ixi named w3ixi. Let's show our support for this creative member who is going for it, and cast a vote for him in the contest! Simply click the link below, and your vote will be added! Remember that you can only cast one vote per species, so if you have already voted for an Ixi you cannot do so again. Thanks for helping. :D

~*~ VOTE HERE ~*~

(A special thank you to Tri (3sska) for requesting this support subject for the paper.)

 

Surprise!
 Member of the Week!

- FROST -

The SBGN News team wants to point out one of our wonderful members this week. The quiet  frost21_00 is a welcome, active member of the guild! He is always helpful and has a kind word for everyone on the board. He is gradually working his way up the Stock Ladder, and doing a terrific job of it. It is this strong desire to help, and his willingness to try, and keep trying, that has earned him a place as the Member of the Week. Congrads on getting the "Member of the Week" Frost!

Click here for the Birthday Shop

- Birthday Shop Admins -
gypsy_heart
goldengirl411
(Assistant) - ansky225

A BIG "thank you" to all of my wonderful reporters, and a humongous-sized hug to w3neo for allowing me the space on the website for the News.

Is PTY an evil entity?
Is PTY the new resident evil?

Hostile Takeover?
By: "Undercover Plot Reporter"

While we were all worrying about the small time plots our three nasty little creatures were throwing at us, a new evil slithered its wicked way into the Guild. The hottest subject this week had nothing at all to do with Waddle, Turkey, or the Evil Coconut PKP and their plotting. This week Plushie Tycoon has attacked with a ferocity that leaves this team nearly speechless!

In this game, your job is to manage a company that buys materials, hires employees, fires employees, manufactures plushies, sells them, and then counts the profits...if you've done it right. We even have a wonderful GUIDE created by Elsakoo on the forums that many swear is the beginning, and end, of all guides. If you are a cutthroat, Trump-type of boss, you could walk away with a cool 100k at the end of the month. Possibly even a trophy!

Sounds pretty simple, doesn't it? How could something like an innocent game be evil? Well, it started with just a few players trying something new. Even our President Ejahn gave it a whirl! Everyone who played last month did really well, and were very happy when their hard work paid off with a nice chunk of nps at the end of the month. That's when PTY made its move.

Whereas most guild fads last for only a month, due to its one month play time, PTY has survived where hundreds of other addictions have failed. It is now in its second month as THE game to play for SBGers. The incredible ingenuity of our guild members, and their triumphs and disappointments, were viewed with anticipation by other members who did not participate in last months game. They waited impatiently for their chance, and when the month rolled over...so did they!

PTY facts and figures flew through the guild faster than Waddle through an air duct! Materials, jewels, sales, times; a confusing array of items that spun so quickly we thought elladan1 was going to hurl! (He's probably doing it right now, knowing this story is here.) But PTY is here to stay. It keeps people from worrying about stocks, wars, or their toenails. Just be sure it doesn't keep you from doing the important stuff. Like showering.

Here are the warning signs that you are being sucked into the PTY Corporate League of Evil.

1 - Your shop hasn't been restocked in 2 weeks, but you have sold 500 plushies in your PTY shop in one day.
2 - Someone asks for help on a quest, and you can't remember where the shop wiz is.
3 - You remember the exact numbers of employees you fired, how much you spent on Velvet Bags, and how much you have left to pay rent...but you have forgotten your own phone number.
4 - You put on a suit before you start playing.
5 - You can't manage your checkbook, but you can figure out your PTY management finances to within one neopoint.
6 - You have taken all of the clocks from your house and have them sitting by your computer so you don't miss the top of the hour.
7 - Donald Trump has asked you to tutor him on how to properly say, "You're fired!"
8 - The word "accessory" no longer means a decorative object...it means profits!
9 - You turn your Fire Draik into a Green Zafara because everyone knows they're worth more!
10 - Elladan runs screaming from the board when you make your first post.

Is PTY staging a hostile takeover of our beloved guild? It certainly appears that way. What is worse, many of our members are enjoying every last minute of their descent into the nether-regions known as The Corporation. Briefcases and suits are now all the rage, where once it was polka-dotted bikinis and nail polish so red it rivaled my portfolio's color. We can only hope that everyone who has been trapped within this PTY party returns to the fold with more nps and a lesson in addiction learned.

(Please note - The opinion expressed in this article is not necessarily the opinion of anyone. In fact, I don't think it makes any sense at all. Feel free to ignore it all you wish. I do believe it was created just for fun, and that the author wishes all of the PTY players the best of luck! Isn't that right, Undercover Reporter? *Reporter only nods because he/she is gagged and is currently tied to a chair.* There, my reporter admits it. Thank you. You may continue.)

Click here for the Chance Shop

- Chance Shop Admins -
amanda_finch
Falconaire12388
marching_glens
ibwillow

Click here for the Codestone Shop

The war has not only taken its toll on the players' neopoints, patience, and Healing Potions, but it has reached its nasty little fingers into our Codestone Shop and steadily depleted our Guild supplies as well. As any good strategist knows, without supply lines, the war can come to a screeching halt! So, we are searching for a few good "Rock Hunters" to help us renew our supplies.

As always, donations are more than welcome! Donations are what makes a guild this size continue to be able to grow. We do want to be clear on one point though. Donations do NOT count towards a rank upgrade, so please just donate if you can afford it, and if you can keep this in mind. Kindness is a glorious thing.

Incentive programs are also in the works from our wonderful Codestone Shop Admins to encourage those of you with faster connections to help shop for these mysterious stones. Keep your eyes on the shop if this sounds like a project you are interested in helping with. Rock Hunters...well, rock!

For further information, please contact the Codestone Shop Admins: jrtinker, slicery2k, and serena_mia. Or neomail the Shop itself. Any help is appreciated, no matter how small. So please don't think you have to throw dozens of stones at them unless you wish to. We thank you for helping us to help you.

Click here for the Neodaq Forum

Please...it only takes a second or two. Thanks.

Quotes of the Week
~ Reporters ~
 ansky225
Tay

Gabe (ibwillow's baby)
04/04/2004
lsfjjyohyo9hyuouiuuouolo

heavensgate16125
04/04/2004
I have a hard time remembering my own name and gender, let alone someone elses.

sessendris
04/05/2004
Haggis? I think they're trying to pass that off as hamburger in my school cafeteria.

amanda_finch
04/05/2004
I need to stop reading gallery neomails when I'm drinking. Pepsi up the nose does not feel good.

playingthrough
04/05/2004
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue...

elladan1
04/05/2004
You expect me to actually READ???!!! What kind of guy do you think I am?

dangerous_mind5
04/05/2004
I give you 2 weeks before you go insane like the rest of us.

playingthrough
04/05/2004
DM5 - Leave the comedy to professionals... you're going to hurt yourself...

elmochu
04/05/2004
"Mmmmm... gnats...protein with that great crunch."

patriciafog2
04/05/2004
My specialty is killing roses...

w3neo
04/05/2004
"Why anyone would live somewhere a penguin could live comfortably half of the year is beyond my comprehension."

halitexy2
04/05/2004
You are his cheeseburger...

pumpkynpuppy
04/05/2004
Take Trikey with you, he's getting drool in my dungeon.

drew_trikey
04/05/2004
I lick the wall everytime I post. Lucky for you...I dont post much.

elmochu
04/06/2004
JCK won't die... it's a roach.

frost21_00
04/06/2004
Not really here yet, just a mental projection.

playingthrough
04/06/2004
...If you whine and complain long enough, you finally get what you want....

elsakoo
04/06/2004
Pet mushrooms are interesting to dissect...

midniteir
04/06/2004
Yeah, congo-rats weiners!

diberticulitis
04/06/2004
PRAISE THE GODS OF NEOPIA!!!

dungeonmaster266
04/07/2004
Tomorrow this Dawg is gonna go eat some Cats!

ibwillow
04/07/2004
There is a plushie god and he has heard my prayer... All Hail the Great Plushie in the Sky!!!

chris250
04/07/2004
If anyone of you carnivores wants to eat me, send a neomail and I'll try to fit you in.

master_1991_1991
04/07/2004
Purple's a weird color...

nstarz
04/07/2004
Note to self. Press Submit.

chris250
04/08/2004
Remember kids, don't play with poisonous jelly!

elladan1
04/08/2004
We need a better fad... like say, I don't know, ingrown toenails.

drew_trikey
04/08/2004
I drank gas once...and I am completely normal!

elmochu
04/08/2004
Anyone ever lay down in the middle of a road with a shoe on their head?

amanda_finch
04/08/2004
Anyone got a sword that works against lag beasts?

master_1991_1991
04/09/2004
Hey... eat someone else your own size!

elmochu
04/10/2004
Abreev has Mr. Roger's Neighborhood issues!

Congratulations!
~ Reporters ~
redsuperblast, Tay

frost21_00 - Yay for Frost who finally broke 1000 points on Pterattack! Congrads Frost!

marching_glens - Who was able to pick up an entire Lab Map for only 3k a piece on the 5th. He also got his Iron Lupe Sword and graduated to the Legendary Big Dawgs on the 8th! Way to go Glens!

heavensgate16125 - Who got a Gold Trophy in Cellblock on the 5th! Nice way to play Heaven!

ecslpgcecs - Got his Userlookup finished on the 5th, and it is looking SWEET! Nice job eCs!

amanda_finch - Made a great trade for her Maraquan Paint Brush. 800k plus a Lost Desert Paint Brush. She was able to have her entire Large Paint Brush collection, and her Petpet Paint Brush collection completed for one whole day! Now she just has to get that new Grey Paint Brush (Nasty Ent, bringing that out right after she finished it), and a few more Transmog Potions, and her gallery will be complete! To top it off, she made the Legendary Big Dawgs on the 8th! Patience pays off! That is awesome Amanda!

midniteir - Is now a Dice-A-Roo Master in the guild! She won the Jackpot on the 5th for a total of 8,800 nps. Then, the very next day she won another Jackpot for 5,500 nps! Do you think that was the last of her luck this week? No way! She also got her first decent win from the Fruit Machine, and walked away with 2,500 nps and an Anglepuss on the 8th! Nice run of luck there Midnite!

diberticulitis - Finally got that avatar she has been working so hard to get for so long! That's right, she won the 10k from the Wheel of Excitement and took away the avatar to boot on the 6th! All right Shar! Way to go!

3sska - Played Brucey B Slots faithfully until she finally hit for 43,900 nps! Nice win Tri!

zuruebooo - Was able to complete Quest 35 for Illusen, and walked away with that Honey Potion for her trouble. Nicely done Zuru!

graison - Won a Purple Coral Sculpture from the Wheel of Fortune on the 7th. Great spin Graison!

emma2a - Hit the Fruit Machine for 2,500 nps and a Greeble! Well done Emma!

philodice - Got her guide entitled,
 "How to Own a NeoQuestII Boss Fight"
published on PinkPoogleToy! Congrads Philodice!

chris250 - Took away 1k from the Fruit Machine on the 8th. Woohoo! Go Chis!

dungeonmaster266 - Finally made it into the Cat Eatin' Dawgs on the 8th. Awesome milestone DM!

master_1991_1991 - Made it to the High Score Table on Round Table Poker on the 8th! He's #10 with 2,030 points! Woohoo Master! Great job!

nstarz - Headed for the Poker Tables himself, and took away 15k and a Trophy on the 9th. Nicely done NStarz!

alternitive5 - Due to her wonderful talent, and her fabulous picture, Alt took away 6th place in the Beauty Contest! Way to go Alt!

Freelancers
~ Reporters ~
redsuperblast, Tay

FAMILY AFFAIR!
By: Tay

We here at the SBGN are thrilled for one of our members this week. Young halitexy2 is getting something very special, and she has decided to share it with us! Hali is getting to meet her new half-sister this weekend, and is very happy to have someone who, "...isn't too chicken to ride in the front seat of a roller coaster" with her. We wish this terrific family meeting all the best, and hope Hali has some wonderful stories of her new half-sister to tell us when she gets back.

W3NEO'S E-NO!
By: redsuperblast

It seems that w3neo is going "e"-less this week. For some reason (apparentl"e" a coff"e" spill from his younger halves), w3n"e"o's keyboard is unable to type that all important letter "e". We hope that this little snaffu doesn't keep him from us for too long, and that h"e" is able to return to his happ"e", normal self soon.

RARITY RESOURSE!
By: Tay

One of our newer members has taken on a rather ambitious endeavor, and is looking for help from anyone with information. It seems that sessendris is currently trying to compile a complete list of Neopian Books listed by rarity. She has all the names, etc., but is having difficulty trying to get the rarity levels to help others as well. She has a list of what she has gathered so far on her PETPAGE, if you would like to help. I am sure she would appreciate it. Please contact sessendris for more information.

BAKING BISKITS!
By: Tay

Ejahn, aka "The Queen of Mean", has definitely earned her title. She and one of the newly appointed Chance Shop Admins, (known to us as the corrupt Secretary), ibwillow have decided that Biskit needs his own nickname. To keep with the theme of "baked goods", they have decided that Biskit's new name will be "Bisquick". As Ejahn is the Queen, as well as President, we really should listen to her advice. Therefore, remember to call him by his new title. I am sure he will feel special knowing he has earned a new nickname approved by the Queen herself.

This is Tay (illianatgd) for the SBGN News Team saying have a great day and Happy Neopetting

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MARCH (6 issues) ::


  April 18, 2004                                                                                                                                             Issue 9 - Tay (Editor)

Upgrades
~ Reporter ~
waddle099

Congratulations to this
weeks upgraded members!

4/12/04 - Abreev8
- Senior Broker -
For his outstanding Rock Hunting ability!

New Members
~ Reporter ~
Tay

Welcome to this weeks
newest members!

4/11/04 - pisitilluke
4/11/04 - true_clouds
4/11/04 - kylesbabybuzz
4/12/04 - lovelylupe56
4/12/04 - concon7149
4/13/04 - thedarkprinceca
4/14/04 - shotcalla5288
4/14/04 - blazedone
4/14/04 - oo_jellyfish_oo
4/15/04 - acid
4/16/04 - jobster250
4/16/04 - medusa65
4/17/04 - darksangelca

Winners
Congratulations to this
 weeks winners!

- Song Contest -
Sponsored by schlusstor
1 - nstarz - 30k

- How many Rowzez? -
Sponsored by the Birthday Shop
1 - elmochu - Glass Negg
2 - marching_glens - Two faeries
3 - tam9960 - Faeries Fortune Scratchcard
4 - redshiba - One faerie
5 - monte202 - Happiness Negg
6 - ejahn - Race to Riches scratchcard

- Easter Contest on Neodaq Forums -
Sponsored by marching_glens
1 - miramis82 - 5 different neggs
2 - obisan69 - 3 different neggs
3 - Dob - 2 different neggs

- Guess the Number Guild Board Contest -
Sponsored by marching_glens
1 - schlusstor - 5k

- Song Contest -
Sponsored by schlusstor
1 - myckem07 - 25k

- Posting Contest -
Sponsored by schlusstor
1 - pumpkynpuppy - 10 Terror Trove Scratchcards

Click here for the Food Shop

- Food Shop Admin -
3sska

 

Mysterious Giver
Returns
!
~ Reporter ~
Tay

Once again, that bastion of balloons, that magician of mayhem, and that giver of gold has returned to the SBGN boards to bestow upon yet another member the honor of becoming a recipient of the Mysterious Giver Award of 100k!

In order to achieve this prestigious award with its awesome neopoint bonus, the receiver must be active and kind on the guild board. No one knows who Mysterious is, but this kind individual has always been generous to those who are wonderful to others.

So who was the lucky recipient this time? None other than the beautiful midniteir! Here is the quote from the giver himself/herself...

"This week's winner is just what the SBG is about. This person is what the guild is about. Kind, active, generous are only a few words to describe her. She is a great person to be around all in all. And plus she is a "Proud Nerd". (Not making fun of you or anything, but it is the title you chose to put on your posts.)...And remember,
this is an honor, not just some random giveaway."

So congratulations to Midnite for the 100k! As always, Mysterious Giver is completely correct, and it could not have gone to a nicer person!

 

Surprise!
 Member of the Week!

- SCHLUSSTOR -

The SBGN News team wants to point out one of our wonderful members this week. The rambunctious schlusstor has always been active, but this week he really shone on the boards! Between his wit and his contests, Schlusstor has shown how a member's generosity and activity can benefit all around them. He is kind to all, fair, and happy to help if he can. This is the kind of member we are proud to acknowledge! Congrads on getting the "Member of the Week" Schlusstor!

 

Click here for the Birthday Shop

- Birthday Shop Admins -
gypsy_heart
goldengirl411
(Assistant) - ansky225

 

Click here for the Neodaq Forum

Please...it only takes a second or two. Thanks.

 

A BIG "thank you" to all of my wonderful reporters, and a humongous-sized hug to w3neo for allowing me the space on the website for the News.

 


Dungeon Dangers!

DEADLY DUNGEONS,
and DARK DISCOVERIES!

By: "Undercover Plot Reporter"

While Waddle tries to figure out what caused his revolution to stop revolving, the Evil Coconut has been hard at work with the continuation of her plans, and they include locking our beloved President in a horrible dungeon! To top it off, a highly respected and well loved leader has also thrown her hands in to try to take over. What are they up to now?

On the Turkey front: Well, honestly, Trikey has been fairly well behaved lately. We aren't sure if he is currently plotting where we can't see him, but he has been pretty quiet as far as his sad attempt at gathering the dark forces of the guild together...thankfully.

The Waddle Revolution: Waddle has been almost as quiet, although he did ask himself earlier this week what went wrong with his plans. Is he currently planning anything new? Well, he has been far more active in the ducts lately. Perhaps we can breathe a little easier for now.

The Evil Coconut: Not only has pumpkynpuppy been actively plotting to take over the guild, but she has gone so far as to tell Ejahn directly that she plans on locking her away in a dark dungeon after her coup is successful! Don't be fooled by this act of bravery, though. It is rumored that the evil coconut discovered the President's weakness is cute little petpets in trouble, and that PKP may be using her gallery as something more...perhaps even a dungeon! She has certainly threatened to throw Ejahn in one enough times that it is not beyond the realm of possibilities. Could her gallery be a petpet dungeon in disguise? We will try to keep you updated.

On a surprising note, 3sska has entered the plotting arena herself! (I know, don't faint!) Normally a sweet and shining example of what we should all strive to be, Tri turned to the dark side last night. Here is a direct quote from her that should show you what I mean, "How am I suppose to take over here right now, when you're watching?" and even more compelling, "Hello everyone, I came to take over..." Whatever shall we do with our wayward wanderer? Let us hope that once again good shall triumph over evil, and Tri will come back to us as the same sweet person we have always known.

 

- Anniversary Shop Admin -
ansky225

 

Click here for the Codestone Shop

The war has not only taken its toll on the players' neopoints, patience, and Healing Potions, but it has reached its nasty little fingers into our Codestone Shop and steadily depleted our Guild supplies as well. As any good strategist knows, without supply lines, the war can come to a screeching halt! So, we are searching for a few good "Rock Hunters" to help us renew our supplies.

As always, donations are more than welcome! Donations are what makes a guild this size continue to be able to grow. We do want to be clear on one point though. Donations do NOT count towards a rank upgrade, so please just donate if you can afford it, and if you can keep this in mind. Kindness is a glorious thing.

Incentive programs are also in the works from our wonderful Codestone Shop Admins to encourage those of you with faster connections to help shop for these mysterious stones. Keep your eyes on the shop if this sounds like a project you are interested in helping with. Rock Hunters...well, rock!

For further information, please contact the Codestone Shop Admins: jrtinker, slicery2k, and serena_mia. Or neomail the Shop itself. Any help is appreciated, no matter how small. So please don't think you have to throw dozens of stones at them unless you wish to. We thank you for helping us to help you.

Click here for the Chance Shop

- Chance Shop Admins -
amanda_finch
Falconaire12388
marching_glens
ibwillow

 

Watch Your Typing!
~ Editorial ~
Tay

Many members may not be aware of a growing problem I have been noticing lately on the SBG Board. During my research for the news this week, I have seen many members, old and new, suddenly deciding it is ok to type nasty words, innuendos, and other more adult items on the board. This has got to stop.

Words that skirt censors still offend others, and will not be tolerated by the guild council. We have members of all ages in this guild, with the youngest being around 11, so it is neither appropriate nor funny. As a parent myself, I don't appreciate it when others use more offensive words for "dung", or use more imaginative phrases that still make it clear exactly what curse word is being used. Enough is enough.

If you can't keep your posts clean, then please lurk. If you are angry, frustrated, or just plain mad, try to use words that do not offend others. We have many imaginative people in this guild, I am sure we can all find other ways of getting our point across without offending anyone. Thank you.

(Editors Note: The opinion expressed in the above editorial is not necessarily the opinion of the entire guild. It is, however, strongly advised that you listen so that you can avoid a reprimand in public at some later date. Thank you, and "be excellent to each other!")

Quotes of the Week
~ Reporters ~
 ansky225
Tay

marching_glens
04/11/2004
I have no problem with you throwing around perfume. Wait, that's what you were talking about right?

redshiba
04/11/2004
I don't need to add nuts either...there are plenty of them in here.

playingthrough
04/12/2004
Dan bites....

waddle099
04/12/2004
I'm talking to myself and Falcon is pretending to be in the conversation.

nascarfan699
04/12/2004
 My slave, errr, my son keeps the living
room spotless.

redshiba
04/12/2004
Sorry for the slow reply pumpkyn, my head fell off for a few minutes.

irishfire81
04/12/2004
I've been doing extensive research on Jelly Blobs of Doom, and have come to the conclusion that while shouting "YEE HAW!" at key moments improves your score, singing "durn right, I'm bigger than you!" to the tune of "milkshake" does NOT.

redshiba
04/12/2004
"Do not mock the jelly"

pumpkynpuppy
04/12/2004
Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I'm not delicate!

playingthrough
04/13/2004
Yeah... I am hip, but I am old...

w3neo
04/13/2004
Well I must go make food from groceries for these children... geez they are so helpless...

ejahn
04/14/2004
Nope, there aren't ever any lurkers in here.

marching_glens
04/14/2004
If you're talking about my mind, sorry, I lost it a while ago.

diberticulitis
04/14/2004
I had to torture.... erm.. put my children to bed.

elmochu
04/14/2004
I think I'm hallucinating... online... too... long.. eyes... waddle.. dancing... noooooooooooo!!!

mulli66
04/15/2004
Glens you took the words right out of my fingers!

monte202
04/15/2004
*Runs in frantically waving hands* How do you sell stocks? I cant remember!

elsakoo
04/15/2004
10NPs? I wish I was that rich!

elmochu
04/15/2004
My view on NATN and BOOM?
That they should rise before I kidnap their families and hold them hostage.

nascarfan699
04/15/2004
Welcome acid. No eating through the floors please.

elmochu
04/15/2004
Hokd on foniks werkd 4 me!

redsuperblast
04/15/2004
sdrawkcab kaeps I woN! Hehehe!

monte202
04/16/2004
I feel like the Dunkin Donut man back in the 80's "Time to make the plushies".

ejahn
04/16/2004
*Decides to put a hit out on Adee the Chia*

pumpkynpuppy
04/16/2004
Eating my relatives again, I see.

nitast0
04/16/2004
Decides its more prudent to back slowly away, before I post anything quotable...

3sska
04/16/2004
Uuuuuhh-huuuuhh my magic is working away...I sold BOOM and it's up 2 points!

elmochu
04/16/2004
Curiosity killed the elmo.

fire_kirby77
04/16/2004
What's wrong with going to Star Trek Conventions?

waddle099
04/16/2004
Did you know that burning your hand on the grill at McDonald's hurts?

monte202
04/17/2004
Great now I got cooties!

amanda_finch
04/17/2004
My mind is shot enough as it is without me making myself think that I'm talking to myself on top of it.

elmochu
04/17/2004
I wonder how I'll be bald?

pfizzgig
04/17/2004
I have a 3-second memory span, I forget who I'm replying to.

Congratulations!
~ Reporters ~
redsuperblast, Tay

monte202 - Who grabbed that Fruit Machine and shook it for 10k and a Fire Muffin on the 11th. Woohoo Monte!

abreev8 - Jacko the Painter visited Abreev, and gave him a Fire, Fire, Your Pants On Fire Paint Brush on the 11th. To top it off, he finally hit the 1 million value mark on his stocks. Nice haul there Abreev!

master_1991_1991 - Super salesman that he is, bought a Halloween Paint Brush for only 99,999 nps, then sold it for 350k on the 11th. Then, he defeated the Zafara Assassin in Better Than You for 3k, a cool trophy, and an item on the 14th. Way to go Master!

diberticulitis - Shar has had a great week! First, on the 12th, she made friends with an Alien Aisha who gave her a Golden Nerkmid X! Then, on the 13th she hit the Wheel of Excitement for 10k...again! Great week for you Shar!

blackalicious - Rufioho is a super restocker, but this time he did really well! He grabbed a Kass Toy Box on the 12th that appears to be the ONLY one in all of Neopia! Nice buy there Rufio!

waddle099 - Made it through NeoQuest® II (Normal difficulty) on the 13th and received his trophy! YAY!!!!

dungeonmaster266 - Not only did his stocks reach the 1 million mark on the 13th, but on the 15th he won 21k on Turdle Races! Way to gamble DM!

pumpkynpuppy - Walked into the adoption center on the 14th, and walked out with the Darigan Uni she has always wanted! Well done PKP!

irishfire81 - Irish was invited to join the Girl's Hockey Club this week! Well played Irish!

elladan1 - Made a great trade on the 17th! He traded off a Tyrannian Paint Brush for a WotM and 300k! He ended up more than doubling his investment. Nice trade there Dan!

elsakoo - Won the 10k and the avatar from the Wheel of Excitement, and then wandered over to the Fruit Machine and took away another 10k plus a Water Muffin! Wonderful luck Elsa!

dudev_shark - Whose baseball team won 4-3 on the 17th! He was able to get a double, a walk, and a groundout in the game as well! Great game Shark!

w3neo - Took away 20th place in the Ixi Beauty Competition! Well done W3!

Freelancers
~ Reporters ~
redsuperblast, Tay

SOUHE IS SICK!
By: Tay

Poor Souhe has been having a rough time this week. His lovely wife, a recently promoted shop Admin, ibwillow let us know on the 12th that he was in the hospital due to having passed a Kidney Stone and having a nasty infection as well. We are sad to hear that something like this has happened, and hope they will both be back, happy and healthy, soon. A big SBG hug to them!

A HAPPY RETURN!
By: redsuperblast

One of our favorites has returned to us! The lovely gramdragon4 popped back onto the boards on the 12th to spread her special brand of caring and humor to all of us. Be sure if you see her that you say hello. You won't regret it! Welcome back Gram!

NEW XLS ASAP!
By: Tay

The maker of our wonderful XLS program that keeps our stocks in order has been hard at work again! This time around, w3neo stepped back and let dj_don see what he could do, and he wasn't disappointed. DJ has created a new program that will be able to log your sales in automatically, not to mention a few other changes, meant to make things much easier for everyone! Several members and forum friends helped test it, and seem quite happy with the results. Click HERE to see the downloads, and HERE for help if you have problems or questions.

This is Tay (illianatgd) for the SBGN News Team saying have a great day and Happy Neopetting

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