February 27, 2005                                                                                Issue 12 - Tay (Editor)

Upgrades
~ Reporter ~
waddle099

Congratulations to this
weeks upgraded members!

Sorry - None this week.

 

Click for Shop Info

Contact one of these Admins
before beginning your quest!
- R99 Shop Admins -
renegade_yoda
w3neo

New Members
~ Reporter ~
ansky225

Welcome to this weeks
newest members!

2/20/05 - x_island_girl_x
2/21/05 - green_kau7777777
2/21/05 - hirotheman
2/21/05 - kashiola
2/21/05 - limingbigdaddy
2/21/05 - silversax_77
2/22/05 - kamekazekidz2310
2/22/05 - x0_flames_0x
2/23/05 - princessroofuss
2/23/05 - utena94601
2/24/05 - jcamille1996
2/26/05 - snowee13

Click here for the Birthday Shop

- Birthday Shop Admins -
sniggy
gypsy_heart
paulette888

 

Winners
~ Reporter ~
bluidshay

Congratulations to this
 weeks winners!

"President's Day Giveaway"!
Host - the_recovery
25k each + Prizes
fat_nakago (Paint Brush)
nyyankeesfan72 (Magic Potion)
akorr (Negg)
bluidshay

"Spoil Your Manly Self!"
Host - irishfire81
Winner - bluidshay -
(Jalapeno Popper, Flaming BBQ Crisps, Steak Platter, Thornberry Fruit Grog, Mercenaries for hire, Woolypapith Chair, Grarrl Comics, Basketball, Warf Hot Dog and Fizzy Drink!)

"Members Say the Darndest Things"
Host - stockbenefitreferral
(Referral Shop)
Winner: nascarfan699

"Mini-Trivia!"
Host - the_recovery
1st - green_kau7777777
 (10k + items)
2nd - elmochu (5k + items)
3rd - sniggy102 (3k + items)
4th - starcraftmaster112 (2k + items)
5th - alon1998 (1k + items)

"Daily Giveaways"
Host - the_recovery
20th - drew_trikey
21st - elmochu
22nd - midniter
23rd - buckshotjones00
24th - jcamille1996, goofy9009, & tam9960

"100k Giveaway"
Host - the_recovery
1 - bluidshay - 100k
2 - drew_trikey - 50k

"Elmo's SDB Giveaway!"
Host - elmochu
Winner - philodice

Games are held on the Neopets Board occasionally, but most can only be found on the Neodaq. Good luck! 

 

Click here for Quest Help!

- Quest Shop Admins -
midniteir
irishfire81

 

Surprise!
 Member of the Week!

- MIDNITEIR -

The SBGN News team wants to point out one of our wonderful members this week. The ever exciting midniteir not only gave unselfishly to others this week with her Tonu battles, but was helpful and supportive on the boards as well. Her generosity and willingness to assist others make her stand out from the rest. Congrads on getting the "Member of the Week" Midnite!

 

 

Click to go to the Battle Shop

- Battle Shop Admins -
lpcdobber
nascarfan699

 

Webpage Wonders!
~ Reporter ~
Tay

This area is reserved for members who have taken the time to create webpages that help others get ahead in Neopets! And who will be our first winner? Why not send your nomination to illianatgd on Neopets?

~ renegade_yoda ~
Click to visit Yoda's Page

Stock Market not making a whole lot of sense? Give this petpage a try! Yoda has taken a lot of time to answer questions from easy to advanced. If you ever get lost while playing the market, use this page to find your way again. Well done Yoda!

 

Guild Shop Keepers!

Want your ad in lovely graphics on this page? Simply send Tay a message on Neodaq stating what you would like it to say, and your ad will appear in that weeks paper! No fee is necessary. Please have new ad requests in by Friday of each week with a full list of Admins for your shop, otherwise I will just use the old ones. Thank you.

 

A BIG "thank you" to all of my terrific reporters!

A humongous-sized hug to w3neo for allowing me the space on the website for the News!

Avatar Monsters!
Addiction Dangers!

 

Avatars:
 TNT's Latest Evil Plot!

By: Tay

The greatest rage ever invented has hit Neopia like an Iron Lupe Sword! Avatars seem to be all anyone talks about anymore. What is it about these insidious little items that makes people spend and search until their minds go numb?

If you consider what they make people do, is it any wonder that the TNT has been cranking them out in record numbers lately? As long as an average Neopian is on a "Great Avatar Hunt" they are not as concerned with the little matter of the missing stocks, or the sudden appearance of pop-up ads all over the place. Why, this could be just the beginning of some of the greatest diversions ever created by the team!

I recently watched as one of our members began to complain about certain ads suddenly appearing all over Neopia. Then, this member realized that they didn't have a particular avatar. In no time, she was happy and on to her next search. Coincidence? I think not.

No, fellow SBGers, avatars may seem like a harmless little past-time, but in truth they are a devilish plot created by the ENT to keep you busy so you don't notice the fact that there is still no NeoSchool, or any number of things they have promised for some time. They are a tool of the team to keep you spellbound and busy while they continue to delay and postpone.

Do not be fooled! Stand up for yourselves! You know you will never get that silly trophy anyway, right? There is also no way you will ever use all of the hundreds of currently available avies even if you tried. It is time we let the ENT know that we are not so easily fooled. I reject the great avie mania in the name of properly run websites. I shan't go searching for a single one...and I will be keeping my eyes peeled so as to protect those who currently cannot let go of their addiction to see the truth.

Ooooo...look! A new avatar with a Draik on it! Shiny!...

 

Click here for the Codestone Shop
- Codestone Shop Admins -
serena_mia
drew_trikey

 

A Few Good Reasons Why
The Board Might Be Dead!

~ Editorial ~
Tay

How many times have you gone to the Neopets Guild Board and just couldn't find anyone to talk to? Well, it seems to have happened quite a bit this week, judging by the amount of people attempting to resuscitate it. Perhaps there is a reason why this keeps happening. Let's examine what those could be, shall we?

1 - It is currently 3:00 AM Neopian Time. Many of our members are still asleep. Shhh...they get cranky if you wake them.
2 - It may well be breakfast/lunch/suppertime for members. Wait patiently, and when their faces are fed, and bellies are distended,  they should return.
3 - People making obnoxious comments like, "Goody for you. I have twice that much in MY bank account! :P" No one wants to be on the board with a jerk.
4 - Real life may be making demands on people, especially around holidays, etc.

The fact is that while we do have the most active board in Neopia, occasionally it actually quiets down a little. Not to worry though, it will eventually pick up.

Believe me. In my search for news, I often have to wade through 50 pages a day just to get the info I need. Many messages are just complaints that the board is too quiet. This makes it even more difficult to cull the good info from the "junk". If the board is quiet, and you feel like talking, either head for the Neopets Boards or try Neodaq. You'll make my job, and my reporters jobs, a lot easier. Thanks.

(Editors Note: The opinion expressed in the above editorial is not necessarily the opinion of the entire guild. Thank you, and "be excellent to each other!")

 

Click here for the Neodaq Forum

It only takes a second or two. Thanks.

Quotes of the Week
~ Reporter ~
 Tay

graison
02/21/2005
Pfizzy is Nature's trampoline...well... more like Nature's soft pillow!

drew_trikey
02/21/2005
I'm back...dont groan.

sato_master
02/21/2005
Neopets is a paradox within another paradox under ten layers of binary mixed in with
conundrum that contradicts with each other making another paradox unable to be explained
that STILL contradicts itself.

lpcdobber
02/23/2005
...if you were referred here by "goofy", that could be almost anyone in this guild...

playingthrough
02/23/2005
I'm not goofy.... I'm grumpy. Big difference.

natureladyrx
02/23/2005
Your tongue isn't SUPPOSED to be furry.

elmochu
02/23/2005
I wish I was a gangsta in the little league.. arm myself with nerf blasters.

dappleshark
02/23/2005
*wonders if she should tell the military recruiters to stop recruiting me* They already have me...

akorr
02/24/2005
Is there a "Slotters Anonymous" in this guild? I think I need to join...

bluidshay
02/24/2005
I've discovered that trying to get the stamp avies, any of them, is very much like dumping out your savings, piling it up in your back yard, pouring kerosene all over it and lighting it on fire (all while hopping around the yard trying to catch fairies in a
bottle).

elmochu
02/24/2005
How old IS Dob?

charlie_anne_uk
02/25/2005
Hey trikey - I saw someone wearing leather pants tonight and I thought of you...

monte202
02/25/2005
Someone offered me an Electric Blue PB for my Electric Blue PB...o.O?

waddle099
02/26/2005
Yes...that waddle is a talkative person.

akorr
02/26/2005
Naughty lurkers!
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
(Am not one. Am a popper inner/outer ....)

perplyone
02/26/2005
It's worse than that, it's dead, Jim!

monte202
02/26/2005
(quote nstarz:)
"Why is it someone so evil can be so pretty o.0..."
You're not married yet are ya?

virtualwench
02/26/2005
You battle-mad bunch of jello-kids!

nascarfan699
02/26/2005
I'm dob's punching bag.



Congratulations!
~ Reporter ~
dappleshark

neoballerinas - Danced her way to the bank with 10,000 np from the scratchcard kiosk on the 21st!

anteb - Won 10,000 Neopoints and a Fire Muffin from the fruit machine on the 21st!

nstarz - Received a Nerkmid Mania from a passing alien aisha on the 21st, and found 1000 neopoints laying around on the floor!

rufferman - Won a greater defence scroll from the Wheel of Knowledge on the 21st! Commendably done!

monte202 - On the 21st, monte202 was able to beat Meerca Henchmen...a goal he had been working on. Congrads Monte!

virtualwench - Found a codestone on the floor on the 21st.

pfizzgig -At Coltzan, pfizzgig found a VERY shiny dubloon on the 22nd. Then pfizzgig found a nerkmid while visiting the lab ray later that day. Nice haul, Pfizzgig!

x0_flames_0x - Found an aisha transmogrification potion for the amazing sum of 140 np on the shop wiz on the 22nd! Nice buy, Flames!

drunksage - Found a piece of the lab map on the 23rd, plus he won 10,000 Neopoints for the second time in a row from the Wheel of Excitement. Then, the next day, he won another 2,000 from the wheel and pulled out a ticket for 500 np searching for buried treasure. Yarr! Finally on the 26th he found 1000 Neopoints on the floor!!! What a week for drunksage!

yuyudevil - Young yuyudevil found a very shiny (silver) dubloon lying in the sand on the 23rd. Well done!

comquaq - Finished the whole ground floor of his neohome, and now has 25 rooms! Who does your decorating comquaq?

natureladyrx - Lovely natureladyrx had an awesome lucky streak on the 23rd. She snagged a scratchard and a keychain from snowy, found a codestone, a lupe snack pack, and a piece of the secret lab map all as random events! Wow!

sniggy102 - On the 23rd, sniggy102 found a nice shiny golden dubloon in the sand while visiting Coltzan's Shrine. Then got a random shop increase on the 25th as well! WTG Sniggy!

brainyiscool - Found a yummy yellow negg on the floor on the 23rd. This is your brain, this is your brain on neggs...congrats brainy!

dungeonmaster266 - Played Treasure of the Black Pawkeet on the 24th and won 5,000 Neopoints! Woohoo!

kamekazekidz2310 - Found a piece of the lab map while playing dice-a-roo on the 24th. Well done!

elmochu - Our silly elmochu found a dubloon while visiting Coltzan on the 24th. Then she won 10,000 from that lovable kiosk wocky later that day. The next day, she won 12,ooo from slots, and her luck hadn't run out yet! The 26th She found a piece of the secret laboratory map, and won 5,000 Neopoints from the Treasure of the Black Pawkeet!! Whew! Nice lucky streak Elmo!

nyyankeesfan72 - Taelia gave nyyankeesfan72 an Ultranova, a magical snowball, and 1535 Neopoints on the 24th! Yay NY!

jcamille1996 - One of our new members, jcamille1996, was given a mysterious lottery ticket on the 24th. Hope you have a winner!

akorr - Played and won 10,000 nps on Black Pawkeet slots on the 24th. Then, on the 26th he finally won something on Brucie B slots! 25k! Nice wins Akorr!

ronaldbiliusweasley - Received a blue petpet paintbrush from the fire fairy on the 24th! Bribery is suspected...hehehe!

renegade_yoda - Completed Illusen's Quest 35 on the 24th and got his Honey Potion! Nice work Yoda!

cigarherfer - Won his biggest pot at food club ever. He now is in 4th place overall, and earned enough for the silver trophy! Total Winnings 642320 NP! Well done CH!

savion - Sniped a Golden Nerkmid X for 5k on the 26th.

antonnin - Completed a Fountain Faerie Quest on the 25th, and is thrilled with his new Island Gelert!

alon1998 - Got himself a Sporkle Syrup during an RS for 3111 nps on the 25th! It was his first purchase of an unbuyable in a shop! Well done, Alon!

goofy9009 - Sniped a Secret Lab Map piece for 3,250 on the 25th!

junk_002_2004 - Found 1000 Neopoints on the floor on the 25th.

kickbutt424 - Snuck up on Snowy and picked up a Purply Negg from the pile of treasure on the 25th! Great sneak, KB!

exilter - His tennis team made the finals for both Juniors AND Seniors. Wish him luck!

 

Freelancers
~ Reporters ~
Tay

Mid Goes Darigan!
By: Tay
In an act of generosity the likes of which are seldom seen anywhere anymore, midniteir realized that there was only one way to get the Darigan Tonu avatar...and acted upon it! Not only did she spend the 1.4 Million nps on the Darigan Paint Brush, but then she also offered her battling services to members and non-members alike so that they could also get the avie! Between the time she gave, and nps spent, we should be honored to have a member such as Midnite in our ranks! It should also be known that when she was unable to battle herself, she promptly handed over the reigns of this masochistic Tonu to pfizzgig and drew_trikey so the battles could continue. We owe a serious debt of gratitude to this wonderful member! Such kindness is often overlooked, and is very much appreciated! Thank you Midnite!

Purse Purloined!
By: Tay
What a horrible day for poor charlie_anne_uk! Some seriously sad individual made off with her purse on the 22nd! The thief got away with her "drivers license, debit card, blood donating card, college entrance and library cards, union card, student card, oyster card (which is a
way of pre paying travel in london)
" She had to spend most of the day phoning all sorts of people to get everything replaced. Should you see Charlie around, give her a hug. We hope she is able to get everything replaced quickly, and that the thief is caught soon.

Computer Casualty!
By: Tay
You may only catch a glimpse of lpcdobber every once in a while this next week or so. Unfortunately, someone sent him a nasty virus, and his computer is currently on the fritz. He is using his wife's computer right now, but it is a much slower model, and unable to handle many of his regular jobs. We hope that he is able to fix the problem soon so that he can come back to us in his usual "dob" manner.

Queen to Vacation this Week!
By: Tay
Ejahn may finally be getting that break she has been wanting for so long! This week marks the beginning of a nice week long vacation for our wise and gracious Queen. What does she plan to do? Simple, "I'm not really going anywhere, other than spending a day with my sister, a day with my brother/sis-in-law/nephews, and taking care of some pampering (manicure & a haircut). I have developed a bit of a "to do" list for myself, but I also want to just relax, since that's what vacations should be for." We do hope that she is able to do just that. Enjoy your vacation Ejahn!

Recovery in Japan!
By: Tay
Our brave Marine, the_recovery, has been given his official duty assignment! It seems the military will be sending him to Japan for his next tour! What an exciting prospect for him! We hope that it is uneventful military-wise, but that he is able to have a wonderful time while stationed at this exotic locale. Good luck Recovery!

Bad Cat Calls!
By: Tay
The beautiful virtualwench had an exciting time of things the night of the 26th. It seems that after a strange computer crash her cat took it upon himself to scare the living daylights out of her and RW. In a bloodcurdling scream described as, "the loudest scream I've ever heard", VW was just about sent flying from her chair in fear! Apparently something scared the cat, but like all feline mysteries, no one knows quite what. We are glad the cat and VW are all right, and that it was merely a scare.

This is Tay (illianatgd) for the SBGN News Team saying have a great day and Happy Neopetting

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